Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer; Amateur Investigative Reporter; and Aspiring Photo-Journalist
Date: 1/17/2011
Post: 1,495
This article is presented especially for our "news" website and blogger clientele as a part of our fee-based consultation service.
We all struggle with increasing our "page views" when we first begin publishing our "news" websites and blogs. Hermann Hearsay Website Consulting Company has found a sure fire way to "jack up" your "page view" numbers, so you can brag to potential advertisers about your site's high traffic and click-thru-rates. Our technique works everytime it is tried!
The technique is simple! It involves breaking up each of your postings into several postings. We learned this technique from one of our local competitors. Yes, I know that this seems kinda dumb and like a bunch of extra work for both you and your readers, but let me assure you that it does result in doubling, tripling and even quadrupling your page views. Besides, your readers are conditioned to click their mouses on "Read More" hotlinks. They're like Pavlov's slobbering dogs and can be quickly conditioned to click on the "Read More" and "Read Even More" hotlinks every paragraph or two.
In this demonstration of our latest proven technique for increasing "page views" you will notice that we have forced you to click the "Read More" link two (2) times, thus yielding two (2) additonal "page views". This alone has had the effect of increasing "page views" three (3) times for one (1) lousy article. And when you conclude the article and make them click on the "Home" link to view other postings, you will have created a total of four (4) "page views" for just one lousy article.
Yes, I know this is tedious work! But whoever said "news" publishing and blogging was going to be a bed of roses!
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